ForeverIsntPromised!

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.

(Source: dukesilvertrio, via emotionn-less)

pizza:

if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important

(via emotionn-less)

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

(via emotionn-less)

unpresentable:

I’m a lazy texter. I read a text and I forget to even reply. If I text you 24/7 then you must be freaking special

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